[Hugh Grant in Heretic]

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in November 2024

I’ve ditched the usual blurb about “not being a movies person, but anyway…” because since I started going to the cinema regularly in 2022 I’ve turned into the kind of guy who downloads the London Film Festival brochure and meticulously…

[Waiting for The Hills Have Eyes in Hackney Wick]

Lovely Token Homo cult movie screenings in London

Over the last few weeks I’ve been to a handful of cinema screenings by Token Homo, who bills himself as putting on “queer, cult, and curious cinema events at venues across London”, and they have been great. Not only have…

[Lady Gaga and Joaquin Phoenix in Joker: Folie à Deux]

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in October 2024

I’ve ditched the usual blurb about “not being a movies person, but anyway…” because since I started going to the cinema regularly in 2022 I’ve turned into the kind of guy who downloads the London Film Festival brochure and meticulously…

The Tegan and Sara internet culture and fandom documentary is worth 100 minutes of your time

The Tegan and Sara internet culture and fandom documentary is worth 100 minutes of your time

I didn’t watch this in the cinema, and I had a bit more to say about it than my usual one-line movie review format, so it didn’t fit into my monthly round-up, but I do want to wholeheartedly recommend you…

Matt Smith and Morfydd Clark in Starve Acre

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in September 2024

I’ve ditched the usual blurb about “not being a movies person, but anyway…” because since I started going to the cinema regularly in 2022 I’ve turned into the kind of guy who downloads the London Film Festival brochure and meticulously…

A one-line spoiler-free review of all three old movies I watched in the cinema in August 2024

A one-line spoiler-free review of all three old movies I watched in the cinema in August 2024

I’ve never really been a movies person, they last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 mins like at gigs, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and as often…

Mia Goth in MaXXXine

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in July 2024

I have never really been a movies person. They last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 mins like at gigs, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and as…

Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in June 2024

I’ve never really been a movies person, they last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 mins like at gigs, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and as often…

Eadweard Muybridge's The Horse in Motion

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in April and May 2024

I’ve never really been a movies person, they last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 mins like at gigs, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and as often…

Neil Tennant in Pet Shop Boys: Dreamland

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in February and March 2024

I’ve never really been a movies person, they last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 minutes like at a gig, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and once…