![Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove](https://martinbelam.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/600_strangelove-150x150.jpg)
A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in June 2024
I’ve never really been a movies person, they last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 mins like at gigs, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and as often…
![Eadweard Muybridge's The Horse in Motion](https://martinbelam.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/22080996-150x150.jpeg)
A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in April and May 2024
I’ve never really been a movies person, they last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 mins like at gigs, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and as often…
![Neil Tennant in Pet Shop Boys: Dreamland](https://martinbelam.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/600_psb_dreamworld-150x150.jpg)
A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in February and March 2024
I’ve never really been a movies person, they last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 minutes like at a gig, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and once…
![The Boy and the Heron](https://martinbelam.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/600_heron-150x150.jpg)
A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in January 2024
I’ve never really been a movies person, they last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 minutes like at a gig, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and once…
![Ncuti Gatwa in Doctor Who: The Church on Ruby Road](https://martinbelam.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/600_ncuti_ruby_road-150x150.jpg)
A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in December 2023
I’ve never really been a movies person, they last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 minutes like at a gig, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and once…
![David Byrne in Stop Making Sense](https://martinbelam.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/600_talking_heads_stop_making_sense-150x150.jpg)
A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in October and November 2023
I’ve never really been a movies person, they last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 minutes like at a gig, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and once…
![Sophie Wilde and a china hand in Talk To Me](https://martinbelam.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/talktome-150x150.jpeg)
A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in August and September 2023
I’ve never really been a movies person, they last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 minutes like at a gig, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and once…
![A staged confrontation shown in Riotsville, USA](https://martinbelam.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/600_riotsville-150x150.jpg)
A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in April 2023
I’ve never really been a movies person, they last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 minutes like at a gig, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and once…
![A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in March 2023](https://martinbelam.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/600_the_chambermaid-150x150.jpg)
A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in March 2023
I’ve never really been a movies person, they last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 minutes like at a gig, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and once…
![The donkey from EO. Bless it.](https://martinbelam.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/eo_donkey-150x150.jpg)
A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in February 2023
I’ve never really been a movies person, they last too long and I always want the bar/toilet after 20 minutes like at a gig, which stresses me out. But I got myself a BFI and a Picturehouse membership and once…