A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in June 2025

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in June 2025

I’ve ditched the old blurb about “not being a movies person, but anyway…” because since I started going to the cinema regularly in 2022 I’ve turned into the kind of guy who downloads the London Film Festival brochure and meticulously…

[Tessa Van den Broeck in Julie Keeps Quiet]

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in May 2025

I’ve ditched the usual blurb about “not being a movies person, but anyway…” because since I started going to the cinema regularly in 2022 I’ve turned into the kind of guy who downloads the London Film Festival brochure and meticulously…

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in April 2025

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in April 2025

I’ve ditched the usual blurb about “not being a movies person, but anyway…” because since I started going to the cinema regularly in 2022 I’ve turned into the kind of guy who downloads the London Film Festival brochure and meticulously…

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in March 2025

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in March 2025

I’ve ditched the usual blurb about “not being a movies person, but anyway…” because since I started going to the cinema regularly in 2022 I’ve turned into the kind of guy who downloads the London Film Festival brochure and meticulously…

A one-line spoiler-free review of all three things I watched in the cinema in February 2025

A one-line spoiler-free review of all three things I watched in the cinema in February 2025

I’ve ditched the usual blurb about “not being a movies person, but anyway…” because since I started going to the cinema regularly in 2022 I’ve turned into the kind of guy who downloads the London Film Festival brochure and meticulously…

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in January 2025

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in January 2025

I’ve ditched the usual blurb about “not being a movies person, but anyway…” because since I started going to the cinema regularly in 2022 I’ve turned into the kind of guy who downloads the London Film Festival brochure and meticulously…

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in December 2024

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in December 2024

I’ve ditched the usual blurb about “not being a movies person, but anyway…” because since I started going to the cinema regularly in 2022 I’ve turned into the kind of guy who downloads the London Film Festival brochure and meticulously…

[Hugh Grant in Heretic]

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in November 2024

I’ve ditched the usual blurb about “not being a movies person, but anyway…” because since I started going to the cinema regularly in 2022 I’ve turned into the kind of guy who downloads the London Film Festival brochure and meticulously…

[Lady Gaga and Joaquin Phoenix in Joker: Folie à Deux]

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in October 2024

I’ve ditched the usual blurb about “not being a movies person, but anyway…” because since I started going to the cinema regularly in 2022 I’ve turned into the kind of guy who downloads the London Film Festival brochure and meticulously…

Matt Smith and Morfydd Clark in Starve Acre

A one-line spoiler-free review of everything I watched in the cinema in September 2024

I’ve ditched the usual blurb about “not being a movies person, but anyway…” because since I started going to the cinema regularly in 2022 I’ve turned into the kind of guy who downloads the London Film Festival brochure and meticulously…